So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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