Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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