so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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