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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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