This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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