It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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