yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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