I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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