just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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