Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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