sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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