My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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