That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.