i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"