i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Randomize