im six kinds of drunk right now
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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