Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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