well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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