I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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