shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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