Is it because I queefed?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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