And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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