So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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