The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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