So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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