He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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