she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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