i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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