At least make sure they are 18
Why
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
