proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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