Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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