tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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