My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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