Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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