What a fucking waste of an outfit
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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