I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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