We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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