it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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