Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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