Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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