i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize