Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
my being single is dangerous.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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