i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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