I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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