It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
