they need to just BURY HIM!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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