They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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