He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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