she was so not down for the gang bang
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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