Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
