I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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