dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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