I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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