would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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