I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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