I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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